The Fart Machine
 

Farter The Remote Controlled Fun Fart Machine Features: Base & Remote units. Remote unit with belt clip (includes battery) Base unit has an on/off switch Base unit requires Four (4) AAA batteries (not included) 5 Realistic Fart Sounds works up to 50 feet & through walls joy & fun every time. no physical harm done. Available in black color only False activation may occur if strong radio signals are present. high quality finish Use it any where ... at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey. as advertised on the Howard Stern Show. Warning: you may loose your friend(s). CAUTION: You may die laughing. Internet Special $15.00 only

IMPORTANT WARRANTY NOTES: As a gift item, Farter has a 90-day limited warranty (replacement or repair only) against functionality defect or workmanship from the date of purchase from us. This limited warranty voids with any sign of misuse or abuse is detected. Farter is basically a sophisticated piece of electronic device, that should be care for with the same manner as to any other electronic devices. Common sense will tell you not to submerge this unit into water, drop, abuse or physically bouncing, hitting, or pounding or damage it physically in any way. Warranty will Void automatically if the unit has any sign of damages due to foreseen or unforeseen reasons. Warranty only applies to repair or replacement of the unit in the event if the unit fails to function due to defect or workmanship. No any other warranty is offered and applied. Farter is a delicate piece of equipment that if used and handled properly will bring you laughter, fun and joy for years to come. So, set it up per your needs and enjoy.